Ball Player Quotes

I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.

I may be a successful football player, but I feel like such a failure.

There is a growing feeling that perhaps Texas is really another country, a place where the skies, the disasters, the diamonds, the politicians, the women, the fortunes, the football players and the murders are all bigger than anywhere else.

I look at athletes in all sports and try to picture what kind of football player they'd be, what position they'd play and so on.

I love being an older comic now. It's like being an old soccer or an old baseball player. You're in the Hall of Fame and it's nice, but you're no longer that person in the limelight on the spot doing that thing.