I don't like to think about what school was like for me.

I don't think it's the responsibility of gays and lesbians to reinvent the family.

I don't think that sin and pursuing happiness are not necessarily the same thing.

I don't write about my life in my column.

I have a thick skin, but I have a heart.

I own a lot of my house, because I'm Irish and from people who never owned anything.

I think the 'South Park' guys are brilliant.

I wanted to be a priest when I was a kid.

I'm an agnosto-theist.

In an open adoption agreement, you agree to a minimum number of visits - a floor, not a ceiling. It's enforceable.

Men were never expected to be monogamous.

Most Americans don't care about gay marriage.

No, I'm not good looking.

See, I'm a subverter at heart.

So I don't feel particularly wealthy-but, you know, I pay my taxes and I know that I am.

Straight people are everywhere!

The Bible is a radically pro-slavery document. Slave owners waved Bibles over their heads in the Civil War and justified it.

The mistake that straight people made was imposing the monogamous expectation on men. Men were never expected to be monogamous.

There are so many people out there with less shame talking about their problems.

To be a straight person and discover you're infertile is almost like discovering you're not a straight person.