Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

Music is the soundtrack of your life.

I don't set trends. I just find out what they are and exploit them.

If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully.

It's real good to be back with you again this year.

Well, I'm using a cane, so what? So what if they shot me sitting in a wheelchair? That's life!