I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

You don't say hello to Mr. DeNiro? Show the respect, will ya?