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Joseph Heller's Profile

Brief about Joseph Heller: By info that we know Joseph Heller was born at 1923-05-01. And also Joseph Heller is American Novelist.

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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.

Tags: Bad, Good, Simple

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Tags: Achieve, Born, Mediocrity

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

Tags: Dentist, Give, Laughter

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.

Tags: Government, War, Whole

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.

Tags: Catch, Crazy, Fly

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.

Tags: Government, War, Whole

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

Tags: End, Mean, Peace

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.

Tags: Anybody, Enemy, Matter

When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?'

Tags: Done, Good, Saying

Every writer I know has trouble writing.

Tags: Trouble, Writer, Writing

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

Tags: Decided, Die, Forever

He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.

Tags: Enjoy, Knew, Literature

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

Tags: Lack, Nobody, Success

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.

Tags: Miracles, Since, Time

I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.

Tags: Military, Pretty, Service

I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.

Tags: Country, Crazy, Scared

I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.

Tags: Bad, Dreams, Night

Rise above principle and do what's right.

Tags: Above, Principle, Rise

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

Tags: Born, Mediocrity, Men

When I grow up I want to be a little boy.

Tags: Boy, Grow

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