You reach a point when you say to yourself, 'Do I want to keep doing this?' There are other things on my plate I want to do - I've been writing a play; I've been neglecting my standup.

It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.

I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?

Elisabeth Hasselbeck could run for vice president.

I am comfortable with myself, and this is how I am. I am not really interested in having an acrimonious fight with somebody.

I do like talk shows. I'm interested in talking to people.

I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.

I don't profess to be an expert on anything, or have the memory for who ran in 1952. I am an informed American citizen, that's my position.

I don't want to do just a liberal show.

I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her.

I love a Dustbuster. You go around, pick up little crumbs, and everything is nice again.

I think it's interesting to me to talk to people who don't agree with me all the time.

I think looks do matter on television.

I want a man in my life, not in my house.

I want to do an intelligent talk show where you have room to breathe.

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.

When people heckle me, I have the microphone. And the press has the microphone.

Have four things going. I have stand-up comedy, two television shows and I'm working on a play. I like to work, and I fear that something could fall through. You know what they say: 'The show must go off.'