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Kinky Friedman's Profile

Brief about Kinky Friedman: By info that we know Kinky Friedman was born at 1944-11-01. And also Kinky Friedman is American Musician.

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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way.

Tags: Both, Heart, Jesus

Young people are the key to this election.

Tags: Election, Key, Young

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

Tags: Admit, Drinking, Swallow

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

Tags: Admit, Drinking, Swallow

I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.

Tags: Happy, Life, Remember

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

Tags: Hair, Place, Show

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

Tags: Number, Taxes, Texas

I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

Tags: Keep, Oklahoma, War

I'll sign anything except bad legislation.

Tags: Bad, Except, Sign

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.

Tags: Prayer, School, Tell

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

Tags: Care, Women, Young

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.

Tags: Texan, Time

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions.

Tags: Change, Changed, Life

Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.

Tags: Mark, Students, Test

The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.

Tags: Life, Spirit, Value

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.

Tags: Getting, Screwed, System

We were a country band with a social conscience.

Tags: Conscience, Country, Social

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot.

Tags: Ballot, Creative

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.

Tags: Governor, Number, Telephone

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.

Tags: Another, Patron, Saint