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Mort Sahl's Profile

Brief about Mort Sahl: By info that we know Mort Sahl was born at 1927-05-11. And also Mort Sahl is Canadian Journalist.

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My life needs editing.

Tags: Funny, Life, Needs

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

Tags: Deserve, Liberals, Stolen

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

Tags: Lonely, Tell, Why

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

Tags: Lie, Tell, Truth

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Tags: Believes, Reform, Someone

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

Tags: Against, Lost, Won