Both Chelsea and Manchester United will be challenging for the Premiership title next season.

Liverpool without European football is like a banquet without wine.

Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.

Although we will both die, and life is utterly meaningless, my time is vastly more important than yours.

Death is the welcome cessation of idiocy.

I don't mourn the dead. I mourn the living.

I know all human beings will be successful. How do I know? They all die.

I'd rather be dead than dying.

There is only one dream I can guarantee... my death.

Treat Death as it treats us: with utter indifference.

What is the value of your existence?