Men don't hear women.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.

Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

It's easier to rip somebody to shreds while you're making them laugh.

A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

What drives the creative person is that we see it all.

If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Back then, I was doing more of my impression of what a comic is supposed to do.

But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that.

But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.

I always want to go back and do stand-up; I like the freedom.

I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can just come up and say anything to me.