Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? The mother.
Tags: Mom, Mother, Why
It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.
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Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.
Tags: Hair, Lose, Men
Audiences always sound like they're glad to see me, and I'm damned glad to see them.
Tags: Audiences, Glad, Sound
I know what's best for me, after all I have been in the Claudette Colbert business longer than anybody.
Tags: After, Best, Business
I married a wonderful doctor, and I was very happy - period.
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If I couldn't laugh, I'd rather die.
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It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.
Tags: Face, Matters, Woman
I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Tags: Else, Once, Order