David Letterman Quotes

I refused David Letterman's proposal of marriage for obvious reasons, but thanks for asking.

Many of the network television shows have done takeoffs on 'Family Circus,' including 'David Letterman,' 'Friends,' 'Roseanne,' and others, and, in my estimation the use of them is a compliment to the popularity of the feature, which just by mentioning it's name sets up the image of a warm, loving family-type feature.

I don't know about you, but I can never get enough David Letterman.

Baseball may be our national pastime, but the age-old tradition of taking a swing at Congress is a sport with even deeper historical roots in the American experience. Since the founding of our country, citizens from Ben Franklin to David Letterman have made fun of their elected officials.

David Letterman is the best late-night talk show host right now, hands down, and has been since he first took the desk.