Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
Tags: Insult, Okay, Principal
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Tags: Mean, Writing
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
Tags: Fire, Substitute, Teachers
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
Tags: Nobody, Prove
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.
Tags: Him, Husband, Love
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
Tags: Expose, Faculty, Ignorance
I will not get very far with this attitude.
Tags: Attitude, Far
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Tags: East, Remember, Sun
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
Tags: Far, Good, Humor
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
Tags: Allegiance, End, Satan
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.
Tags: Car, Else, Since
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.
Tags: Lose, Reality, True