Ryan Stiles's Quotes
Biography of Ryan Stiles
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.Tags: Backwards, Confession, Priest
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.Tags: Caucasian, Rap, Sensation
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.Tags: Dark, Earth, Room
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.Tags: Control, Great, Remember
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.Tags: Car, Happen, Place
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.Tags: Green, Home, Time
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.Tags: Multiple, President, United
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!Tags: Fish
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.Tags: Tall
That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.Tags: Eat, Raw, Worms
I began to see during the civil war, in that part of the states of Missouri and Kansas where the doctors were shut out, the children did not die.Tags: Children, Die, War
Of what value is a mind when placed in the brain of a coward? If mind is a gift of God to man for his use, let him use it. A mind is not in use when doing no good.Tags: God, Good, Mind
I have no desire to be a cat, which walks so lightly that it never creates a disturbance.Tags: Cat, Desire, Lightly
My father was a progressive farmer, and was always ready to lay aside an old plough if he could replace it with one better constructed for its work. All through life, I have ever been ready to buy a better plough.Tags: Father, Life, Work
You find that all men are successes or failures. Success is the stamp of truth. I will say all men who fail to place their feet on the dome of facts do so by not sieving all truth and throwing the faulty to one side.Tags: Men, Success, Truth
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