Saturday Night Quotes

It's always nerve-wracking when you're hosting 'Saturday Night Live.' You either sink or swim.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

I enjoy Saturday night racing.

I was into the Mets because my Dad worked at IBM where he got free Mets tickets, so I was into the Mets... then I got to 'Saturday Night Live' where my boss has unbelievable N.Y. Yankees tickets, so he invites us to the games. I'm going to all the games, so I might as well root for the team I'm gonna go sit with.

I love Saturday nights with my best friend and a big bowl of pasta, wanting a good scare, something that will say, 'Listen, your life is not as bad as this. Your life can be so much worse.'