Steroid Quotes

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

It was not an asteroid or comet, because it would have killed everything.

It's no secret what's going on in baseball. At least half the players are using steroids.

Are we to say that any individual who's on steroids that has an angry moment is due to steroids? What about the individual who gets angry and kills someone who's not on steroids? What do we blame it on now?

I cannot bet my life on it, because I was not involved, that Alex Rodriguez ever used steroids. But in my opinion, I suspect he has, yes.