Authors:  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Steve Allen's Quotes

Steve Allen profile photo

Born: 1921-12-26
Profession: Entertainer
Nation: American
Biography of Steve Allen

See the gallery for quotes by Steve Allen. You can to use those 7 images of quotes as a desktop wallpapers.
Steve Allen's quote #1
Steve Allen's quote #2
Steve Allen's quote #3
Steve Allen's quote #4
Steve Allen's quote #5

I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.

Tags: Lost, Mind, Used

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

Tags: Dog, Seem, Smoking

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.

Tags: Government, Improve, Mafia

Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.

Tags: Patriotism

Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics.

Tags: Dark, Energy, Physics

If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.

Tags: God, Him, War

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.

Tags: Bad, Humor, Social

In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders.

Tags: Rational, Society, Teachers

One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations.

Tags: Good, Nice, Problems

The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.

Tags: Fake, Hair, Real

If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow.

Tags: Matter, Old, Tomorrow

More of quotes gallery for Steve Allen's quotes

Steve Allen's quote #5
Steve Allen's quote #5