There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

I have no ambition to be the Liberace of the drag world.

I'm a stand-up comic in a dress.

It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.