Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's so over me, and I'm just so past my sell date.

I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.

I can't do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper.

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy.

I have a problem with religion that makes it so, like, 'We are the ones. We are the chosen ones.'

I kill myself for my body.

I know it sounds weird, but how bad, how hard can dying be?

I really don't think of myself as a singer. I think of myself as an entertainer, and the best place I do it is onstage.

I went through absolute stress and mayhem. I couldn't go out, because people were constantly on my back all the time.

I wish that I did the things that I really believe in, because when I do, my life goes much smoother.

I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks.

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother.

I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'.

I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.

I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'

In this business it takes time to be really good - and by that time, you're obsolete.

It's not necessary, in order to be a complete person, that I have a man. It's not the end-all, be-all of my life.

To me marriage is for five or ten years.

You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up... I apologize to the Academy, and I promise that I will never do it again.

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.