I have lifestyle requirements. Photos, meetings, lunches, dinners, facial care, tooth care. It requires an exorbitant amount of money.

I knew what normalcy was, and I wasn't having it.

I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any. People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really your friends. They're only there because you're a celebrity or because they want to get something from you.

I parody myself every chance I get. I try to make fun of myself and let people know that I'm a human being, and these things that have happened to me are real. I'm not just some cartoon who exists and suddenly doesn't exist.

You can involve yourself in electronics, computers, puzzles... there's a lot of creativity and brain working. There's a lot to model trains that people don't realize.

George W. Bush bought the election - period. End of story. There is no argument. You can try to come up with any argument you can, but there is none.

I don't hurt or want for visibility, but people seem to forget pretty easily.

I have four strikes against me. I'm black, I'm short, I'm intelligent, and I have a medical condition.

I know the difference between true love and the love of my fans.

I like to work.

I liked 'Diff'rent Strokes' up until about the last three or four years. I was bored.

I may like L.A., but I want to know when the seasons are.

I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone.

I suffer a little bit from Napoleonism, if you will.

I try to understand people who aren't as smart as me and not be hateful.

I would not give my first 15 years to my worst enemy.

My slogan is I'm the least qualified guy for the job, but I'd probably do the best job.

Star Wars was magnificent, but you could tell Darth Vader's ships were glued together.

Television is fun, but it's hard, and if it gets too crazy I may just do it as a part-time thing.

I can see through almost any scam, especially one perpetrated by the federal government. I can see through it... they can't pull the wool over my eyes, it's absolutely freakin' impossible to pull the wool over my eyes about the government.