When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.