No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.

When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.

Don't give me books for Christmas; I already have a book.

I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.

I wasn't born an actress, you know. Events made me one.

Men like me because I don't wear a brassiere.

Women like me because I don't look like a girl who would steal a husband. At least not for long.