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Joan Rivers's Profile

Brief about Joan Rivers: By info that we know Joan Rivers was born at 1933-06-08. And also Joan Rivers is American Comedian.

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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

Tags: Covers, Flabby, Stomach

The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.

Tags: Beauty, Found, Ideal

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

Tags: Dog, Kid, Year

I am furious about everything.

Tags: Furious

It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.

Tags: Forgotten, Sex, Since

My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.

Tags: Group, Therapy, Total

All my friends are dying. That's why I always wear black.

Tags: Black, Friends, Why

Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.

Tags: God, Life, Parents

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.

Tags: Another, Boy, Needs

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

Tags: Chinese, Directory, Telephone

I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.

Tags: Door, Enough, Smart

I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.

Tags: Circle, Nobody, Outsider

Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top.

Tags: Else, Strive, Top

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven.

Tags: Thought, Understand, War

There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.

Tags: Beautiful, Female, Girl

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'.

Tags: Respect, Sleep, Tell

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.

Tags: Accept, Funny, Old

Every television show you go on is a choice.

Tags: Choice, Show, Television

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

Tags: Comedy, Her, Rich

I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.

Tags: Beginning, Good, Tried
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