I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset.

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.

What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.

He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.

I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.