Remember, if you are criticising, you are not being grateful. If you are blaming, you are not being grateful. If you are complaining, you are not being grateful.

I was trying to change things on the outside and you can't. You've got to feel it on the inside and everything else will change.

I don't control anything I create.

Make a written list of everything you love.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

To err is human, to purr feline.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.