I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

I'm not very good at impersonations.

It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.

My life is littered with bad decisions.

You can do anything to my food and I'll still eat it.

I feel like all my faults go into making the person that I am. I like myself as a person. And I think taking any fault away would change who I am as a person.

I'm kind of under the radar. Not a lot of people notice me. Which is surprising, because I'm so sexy. They're probably intimidated by my sexiness and crushability.