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Born: 1972-03-18
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
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I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.

Tags: Done, Roast, Wanted

I have new ideas every day, and I always want to take on new challenges.

Tags: Challenges, Ideas

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

Tags: Guitar, Love, Movies

I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.

Tags: Comedian, Love, Remind

I'm a late-night guy.

Tags: Guy

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.

Tags: Enjoy, Someone, Watching

I'm focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.

Tags: Focused, Healthy, Work

I'm interested in doing everything and anything that I can to squeeze that creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm sort of a performance rat.

Tags: Brain, Creativity, Interested

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

Tags: Based, Pilot, Show

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.

Tags: La, Lived, Real

In the year 3000, everything will be instant.

Tags: Instant, Year

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.

Tags: Jim, Laugh, Williams

My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'

Tags: Compass, Mom, Nickname

My professional dreams were coming true while I was living a personal nightmare.

Tags: Dreams, Living, True

People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.

Tags: Life, Love, Time

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

Tags: Everyone, Mother, Year

The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.

Tags: Game, Inside, Men

There's always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes.

Tags: Friends, Group, Someone

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.

Tags: Cool, Often, Someone

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.

Tags: Energy, Natural, Top

When something's good, I'm not an over-celebrator.

Tags: Good

When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.

Tags: Comedy, Sometimes, Writer

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.

Tags: Attention, Laugh, Learn

I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance, so if the right script comes along, and I certainly am reading comedies and dramas now, then I'm ready willing and able to give it a shot.

Tags: Home, Love, May

I say it with my tongue firmly planted in cheek but there's truth to it - being a comedian is very close to being a therapist. When you're working smaller clubs, you're listening. You're feeling an energy, you're going with a tone but when people start yelling out, you almost start a conversation with people.

Tags: Feeling, Truth, Working

I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it, they see that I'm a guy that has love of the game.

Tags: Enjoy, Game, Love
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No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when you think you're drowning.

Tags: Everyone, Feeling, Knows

When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew guys, hoping someone is making that face like, and not like, this is not working out, man.

Tags: Laughter, Someone, Working

When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.

Tags: Fact, Fun, Wednesday

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.

Tags: Act, Psychology, Watch

I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla amp and a lapel mike and just start performing.

Tags: Bring, Comedy, Start

I don't have to do anything for anyone else's benefit anymore. I just want to exceed my own expectations.

Tags: Anymore, Anyone, Else

I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

Tags: Time, Wanted, Why

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.

Tags: Afraid, Laugh, Takes

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.

Tags: Home, Pretty, School

Nothing is a better icebreaker than a great joke.

Tags: Great, Joke

You've gotta share what's going on in your mind.

Tags: Gotta, Mind, Share

Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.

Tags: Anger, Emotion, Planting

I grew up very self-loathing. I was a phobic. I had anxiety. I had panic attacks.

Tags: Anxiety, Attacks, Panic

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

Tags: Business, Giving, Today

I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.

Tags: Great, Success, Time

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.

Tags: Improvise, Material, Write

I feel like I was born and bred to stay self-motivated. I'm not one of those people who ho-hums and feels sorry for himself when something's bad.

Tags: Bad, Himself, Sorry

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

Tags: Funny, Tact

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

Tags: Family, Great, Humor

We all hope for breakthrough rebirth moments.

Tags: Hope, Moments, Rebirth

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

Tags: Hot, Notes, Sing

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

Tags: Funny

I can do more than just stand-up comedy, and the only way I'll be able to show that is if I do it myself. Because nobody trusts that I can do it.

Tags: Able, Comedy, Show

I did stand-up comedy for seventeen years. I need to explore other things.

Tags: Comedy, Explore, Seventeen

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

Tags: Comics, Laugh, Loud

I feel like the gods have certainly patted me on the head.

Tags: Gods, Head

I get so into the moment.

Tags: Moment