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Born: 1926-11-06
Profession: Comedian
Nation: Irish
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I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

Tags: Heart, Marriage, Wife

What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

Tags: Best, Funny, Him

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.

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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

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It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.

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