Fred Schneider's Quotes

Australians are geniuses with a good sense of humour.

Call us the future from your past.

I am a pacifist.

I rarely watch TV but I guess I'd watch the weather report since I fly so much.

I used to like doing karaoke until cell-phone cameras came along.

I was raised in New Jersey - Long Branch.

It was a nightmare. The band had to tour Greenland by bus.

No, we've been performing our old songs a little differently each performance.

Sometimes groups and their material can get overbloated.

The hairstyles of most Heavy Metal bands are pretty horrendous.

You know, Southerners are pretty cool.