Groin Quotes

I've never found kicks to the groin particularly funny, although recent work in the genre of the buddy movie suggests audience research must prove me wrong.

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

I had a very bad torn groin, my abdomen right through my legs. I was finding it really hard to get in the ring and run around and function at a decent rate. Then they had the idea that it might be better to do a retirement thing.