Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.
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Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
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A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
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Every man is a potential genius until he does something.
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He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.
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I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.
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People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.
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