Intelligent Life Quotes

Intelligent life on a planet comes of age when it first works out the reason for its own existence.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn't want to meet.

I was sleeping in a water bed for a couple of years, recommended by my doctor. I was never comfortable in that water bed. In the middle of the night you would hear something happening - water and bubbles. I would always think there was some intelligent life in the water bed.

My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded.