Liza Minnelli's Quotes

Now, having had this experience, I can't say really what they were looking for. I don't know their minds. But every time I see a reality show, it seems that the most entertaining parts on other reality shows are when they make their guests look foolish.

The thing is, is to raise your hand. It's not to hide, and it's not to try and pretend or do anything like that. You raise your hand, that's the best thing about it.

Well, I'll tell you something, this wedding is something that I will always, always cherish. It was a show of love and support and kindness like I'd never seen from the people, and that's who I entertain. I entertain the people.

Well, I've known Elizabeth almost all of her life and almost all of my life. And I love her with all of my heart and she's always been there for me. She's a wonderful, wonderful dame. She's a great lady.

Dream on it. Let your mind take you to places you would like to go, and then think about it and plan it and celebrate the possibilities. And don't listen to anyone who doesn't know how to dream.

I've said it before, but it's absolutely true: My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future.

The regrets of yesterday and the fear of tomorrow can kill you.

I worked very hard, but I think it's unfair to make it all sound like it's all David's fault.

Reality is something you rise above.

Ben Vereen is going to be on the show with me, too.

I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.

I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt.

Initially, I wanted to be an ice skater, but then when I was 13 I saw Bye Bye Birdie, and that was it - I wanted to be on Broadway.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.

Anything is possible in this world. I really believe that.

Audiences are the same all over the world, and if you entertain them, they'll respond.

But God really did bless me, you know? He really said, All right. Come on. I'm still waiting for you. Get over here. Get over here.

But I don't think there's any reason to get married again, especially after what I've been through.

But my brother Joey was there, and my sister Tina Nina Minnelli was there.

Growing up in Hollywood it seemed like every kid was the child of some star.

I am deeply saddened by the death of my dear friend, Dudley Moore.

I feel like I haven't done my best work yet.

I feel like I haven't done my best work yet. I feel like there's a world of possibilities out there.

I feel like there's a world of possibilities out there.

I mean, I inherited the disease of alcoholism, and I learned early to get help when I needed it.

I mean, I inherited the disease of alcoholism, and I learned early to get help when I needed it. I always went to people who knew more than I did.

I'm fine, and my hips are fine. My false knee is fine. My false hips are fine. Everything's cooking.