Lumber Quotes

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

For in itself a thought, a slumbering thought, is capable of years, and curdles a long life into one hour.

I never planned on being a plumber.

Thought once awakened does not again slumber; unfolds itself into a System of Thought; grows, in man after man, generation after generation, - till its full stature is reached, and such System of Thought can grow no farther, but must give place to another.