Printers Quotes

You find sprinters testing other sprinters' mental capability. But these are my good friends on the track. I don't think we need to do that.

If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed.

Learning hath gained most by those books by which the printers have lost.

In swimming at my level it's about control of the small movements. A good ballet dancer floats across the stage, the best sprinters virtually abolish gravity. All motion occurs in the right direction.

I'm interested in humor, and greeting cards just happen to be a perfect medium for my message. They're accessible to everyone, and thanks to all the advances that have been made by environmentally conscientious printers, I can get my message across while keeping my carbon footprint relatively small.