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Born: 1913-07-18
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
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Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Tags: Ask, Funny, Run

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

Tags: Marriage, Men, Mistakes

If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

Tags: Feeling, Heart, Smile

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.

Tags: Forget, Matter, May

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

Tags: Happiness, Life, Sad

Congress: Bingo with billions.

Tags: Billions, Bingo, Congress

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

Tags: Laugh, Lock, Nuts

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Tags: Build, Here, Put

Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

Tags: Cannot, Care, Happiness

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

Tags: Children, God, Happiness

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

Tags: Friends, Golf, Run

I left home because I was hungry.

Tags: Home, Hungry, Left

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

Tags: Death, Sad, Time

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