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Born: 1934-01-13
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
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I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

Tags: Her, Joke, Today

Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!

Tags: Hollywood, Someone, Star

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.

Tags: Advice, Him, Once

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

Tags: Broke, Show, Tonight

I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.

Tags: Again, Getting, Throat

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.

Tags: Radio, Rip, Show

I've created such a monster.

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Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.

Tags: Angel, Earth, Says

Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.

Tags: Him, Red, Tears
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