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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Tags: Men, Pain, Real  ✍ Author: Emo Philips

I once stood in the middle of New York city watching my name go round the electronic zipper sign in Times Square and I felt pretty thrilled, but not quite as thrilled as I felt when I saw my name in the 'Examiner' for the first time.

Tags: Once, Pretty, Time  ✍ Author: Simon Armitage

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Tags: Finally, Forget, Next  ✍ Author: George Burns

But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue.

Tags: God, Inside, Nose  ✍ Author: Leah Remini

I was totally picked on, but look at me now! I was definitely picked on by boys and girls. I was really lanky and skinny and the boys would say, 'Turn sideways and stick out your tongue, you look like a zipper.'

Tags: Definitely, Tongue, Turn  ✍ Author: Krysten Ritter

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