Accountants Quotes

My secret vice is Sudoku puzzles. Can't stop playing them. My parents are accountants. I blame them entirely.

I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

I am being embezzled by a monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me in order to gain control of my royalties.

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants.

For me, you've got to play football first. We're not trying to be accountants. The money takes care of itself. That's kind of how I think anyway.