Average American Quotes

I was brought up differently than the average American child because the average child is brought up expecting to be happy.

The average American teenager sends or receives 75 text messages a day, though one girl in Sacramento managed to handle an average of 10,000 every 24 hours for a month.

Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.

Like the average American that I hang out with, and like my father before me, I raised all my children to respect tools and use them wisely and safely.