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Ambrose Bierce's Profile

Brief about Ambrose Bierce: By info that we know Ambrose Bierce was born at 1970-01-01. And also Ambrose Bierce is American Journalist.

Some Ambrose Bierce's quotes. Goto "Ambrose Bierce's quotation" section for more.

Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.

Tags: Jealous, Jealousy, Lost

Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

Tags: Belief, Opinion, Statement

Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.

Tags: Art, Picture, Sun

Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.

Tags: Acceptable, Hypocrisy, Politeness

An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.

Tags: Himself, Interested, Taste

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.

Tags: Leading, Nowhere, Philosophy

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.

Tags: Keep, Making, Technology

Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.

Tags: Mediocrity, Success, Virtue

Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

Tags: Ask, Single, Universe

Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.

Tags: Hope, Nature, Religion

Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.

Tags: Chain, Debt, Ingenious

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Tags: Boundaries, Divorce, Relations

Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.

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Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

Tags: Belief, Faith, Knowledge

Forgetfulness - a gift of God bestowed upon debtors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.

Tags: Conscience, Gift, God

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

Tags: Body, Nature, Water

When you doubt, abstain.

Tags: Abstain, Doubt

Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.

Tags: Cynic, Vision, Whose

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

Tags: Litigation, Machine, Pig

Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.

Tags: Eternity, Hope, Present