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Andy Rooney's Profile

Brief about Andy Rooney: By info that we know Andy Rooney was born at 1919-01-14. And also Andy Rooney is American Journalist.

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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?

Tags: Caught, Eating, Real

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

Tags: Happen, Old, Purpose

Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.

Tags: Computers, May, Time

My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.

Tags: Game, Help, Time

The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

Tags: Reporters, Worse

A writer's job is to tell the truth.

Tags: Job, Tell, Truth

As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

Tags: Book, Old, Try

I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.

Tags: Pick, Subjects

The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.

Tags: Business, Men, Young

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

Tags: Means, Olympic, Whatever

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

Tags: Ask, Fresh, Ground

I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?

Tags: Government, Help, Someone

Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.

Tags: Good, Hurt, Sexy

Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.

Tags: Leave, Rich, Wish

Let's make a statement to the airlines just to get their attention. We'll pick a week next year and we'll all agree not to go anywhere for seven days.

Tags: Attention, Days, Year

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I've got enough to eat.

Tags: Enough, Feeling, Wrong

The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.

Tags: Bad, Enough, Good

The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.

Tags: Game, Great, Time

I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.

Tags: Government, Hope, Money

I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.

Tags: Game, Hard, Time
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