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Jeff Foxworthy's Profile

Brief about Jeff Foxworthy: By info that we know Jeff Foxworthy was born at 1958-09-06. And also Jeff Foxworthy is American Comedian.

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For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

Tags: Family, Life, Time

My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!

Tags: Car, Her, Put

Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.

Tags: Stuff, Tell, Therapist

Country music is about new love and it's about old love.

Tags: Country, Love, Music

I know God is real.

Tags: God, Real

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

Tags: Accident, Men, Smell

It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.

Tags: Learning, Mad, Time

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

Tags: Dad, Morning, Why

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

Tags: Her, True, Wife

The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more.

Tags: Mad, Stuff

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

Tags: Moon, Office, Wrong

I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

Tags: Put, Together, Try

I love comedy. God has given me this platform.

Tags: Comedy, God, Love

I really don't require a whole lot in life.

Tags: Life, Require, Whole

It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.

Tags: Hard, Loser, Yourself

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

Tags: Famous, Life, Prepares

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

Tags: Companies, Pride, Step

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.

Tags: Him, Quality, Voice

What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.

Tags: Hated, Somebody, Thought

When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.

Tags: Brain, Mile, Third
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