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Brief about Karl Pilkington: By info that we know Karl Pilkington was born at 1972-09-23. And also Karl Pilkington is British Actor.

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I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage.

Tags: Experience, School, Work

The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.

Tags: Book, Else, Someone

To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?

Tags: Enjoy, Marriage, Together

When I go on holiday and people ask me what I do, I tell them I do some internet stuff and I've done a couple of books and I hope they just leave it at that.

Tags: Done, Hope, Tell

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

Tags: Insect, Lonely, Slug

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?

Tags: Big, Else, Time

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

Tags: Answer, Door, House

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

Tags: Reason, Toaster, Wedding

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

Tags: Along, Life

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

Tags: Bald, Head, Problem

I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt.

Tags: Bad, Good, Weather

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

Tags: End, Idiot, Learned

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Tags: Put, Spiteful, Trifle

Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.

Tags: Challenge, Home, Painting

I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.

Tags: Best, Time, Win

Comedy's really subjective, you know.

Tags: Comedy, Subjective

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

Tags: Busy, Mean, Night

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.

Tags: Changed, Exciting, Life

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

Tags: Loads, Nephews, Nieces

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

Tags: Awards, Swimming, Won