I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

The score never interested me, only the game.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

A hard man is good to find.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.