Death And Taxes Quotes

They say death and taxes are the only things that are inevitable. The truth is, you can not pay your taxes. I've done it, and there's consequences, but it can be done. Death you're not going to get out of, and you kind of got to deal with it.

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

Apart from death and taxes, the one thing that's certain in this life is that I'll never be a fashion icon.

Benjamin Franklin said there were only two things certain in life: death and taxes. But I'd like to add a third certainty: trash. And while some in this room might want to discuss reducing taxes, I want to talk about reducing trash.