Stan Freberg's Quotes

Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?

The story of Little Blue Riding Hood is true. Only the color has been changed to prevent an investigation.

When he was a little kid, he was a fat, spoiled kid. I can tell the type.

I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementary's school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I was 5.

He who defends everything defends nothing.

The greatest and noblest pleasure which we have in this world is to discover new truths, and the next is to shake off old prejudices.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one of them would remain in the army.

My people and I have come to an agreement which satisfied us both. They are to say what they please, and I am to do what I please.

Religion is the idol of the mob; it adores everything it does not understand.

What is the good of experience if you do not reflect?