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Born: 1965-12-21
Profession: Actor
Nation: American
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I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.

Tags: Laugh, Pain, Sometimes

I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay.' They both want to push me gay.

Tags: Both, Gay, Love

I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.

Tags: Almost, Cry, Sensitive

In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces.

Tags: Funny, Violence, Yourself

There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will do it until I ram it into the ground and it's done working for me.

Tags: Done, Single, Working

Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!

Tags: Bisexual, Gay, Straight

I believed in God my whole life.

Tags: God, Life, Whole

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.

Tags: Both, Christians, Groups

I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

Tags: God, Lost, Spiritual

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

Tags: Guilt, Weird

I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.

Tags: Away, God, Life

I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.

Tags: Big, However, Small

I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.

Tags: Guess, Oddly, Skinny

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

Tags: Blood, Life, Relatives

I have a very dark sense of humor.

Tags: Dark, Humor, Sense

I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

Tags: Gift, Laugh, Laughter

I love being recognized. I love talking with - can I say 'fans'?

Tags: Fans, Love, Talking
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I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.

Tags: Big, Him, Movies

I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.

Tags: Censor, Someone, Time

I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.

Tags: Anymore, Karma, Used

I was a bad boy as a child.

Tags: Bad, Boy, Child

I wish over the years I had kept my private life private and my professional life a little more professional.

Tags: Life, Private, Wish

I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times.

Tags: God, Mean, Why

My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.

Tags: Neglected, Parents

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

Tags: Hate, Love, Loves

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

Tags: Else, Great, Place

When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.

Tags: Afraid, Kid, Kids

You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.

Tags: Cannot, God, Successful

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.

Tags: Bad, Christian, Time

I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it.

Tags: Life, School, Sunday