I love the fact that it starts from there, and you don't know where it's gonna go. Wait long enough - love will find you. Everything's a surprise. When you think you've got it all figured out... as Emerson said, the dice of God are always loaded.

The fact that that's the difference between Mexicans and Cubans is pronounced. It's so immediately recognizable, the way a Cuban speaks, the way a Cuban moves the hands.

Definitely not a sitcom, that's my first condition. No sitcoms.

Food is a passion. Food is love.

I guess I work well with others I handle younger actors well.

I never learned to cook; I was a little spoiled as far as that's concerned.

I started in radio, again accidentally. I wasn't looking for this kind of work at all.

I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy.

I work with Garry no matter what. What I wanted to keep going was the streak.

I'm attracted to pathos, because life is mostly pathos. I've had a lot of it in my life.

I've dodged bullets but there's no scandal in my life.

On those, I've said it before, I work free. It's the waiting they pay me for.

Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee.

Sometimes I just walk through; I just show up, as in The Other Sister.

Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it.

Yes, and it's my third movie with Richard. American Gigolo was my first.

You can trust a Neil Simon script. Every dot. Every dash; that pause means something. He takes all the jokes out, practically.

You know, a low budget, you have to work harder. You have to plan well; you don't have much time to rehearse.

You're at the top of your game if you do comedy.

I started in 1946 in radio. I was ten years old. I was discovered singing in a school play. Someone was in the audience and it's six degrees of separation.