This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.

Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.

The whole secret of life is to be interested in one thing profoundly and in a thousand things well.

Justice is rather the activity of truth, than a virtue in itself. Truth tells us what is due to others, and justice renders that due. Injustice is acting a lie.

It was easier to conquer it than to know what to do with it.

Poetry is a beautiful way of spoiling prose, and the laborious art of exchanging plain sense for harmony.

We often repent of our first thoughts, and scarce ever of our second.

By deafness one gains in one respect more than one loses; one misses more nonsense than sense.

I do not admire politicians; but when they are excellent in their way, one cannot help allowing them their due.

Alexander at the head of the world never tasted the true pleasure that boys of his own age have enjoyed at the head of a school.

I never found even in my juvenile hours that it was necessary to go a thousand miles in search of themes for moralizing.

Men are often capable of greater things than they perform - They are sent into the world with bills of credit, and seldom draw to their full extent.

How well Shakespeare knew how to improve and exalt little circumstances, when he borrowed them from circumstantial or vulgar historians.

It was said of old Sarah, Duchess of Marlborough, that she never puts dots over her I s, to save ink.

Men are sent into the world with bills of credit, and seldom draw to their full extent.

Oh that I were seated as high as my ambition, I'd place my naked foot on the necks of monarchs.

The Methodists love your big sinners, as proper subjects to work upon.

The wisest prophets make sure of the event first.

Virtue knows to a farthing what it has lost by not having been vice.